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THE MARRISSA GAMES: CHATERP SE7EN: FIRST NITE

ANl: Hey Bois an Girls an NOT FAMLERS YUR NOT ALLOWED its time for a nu chapter!!!!

PS I FIGURED OUT WICH CHAPTAR NUMER I WAS AT BEFORE IT WAS SEVEN SO NOW ITS 7

T6HE MARRISSA GAMES

CHATERP SE7EN (lol movie): First Nite

                I ranned like a cooger or a cheata thru some forest woods herin the noses of tributts killin eachotter. This made me soooo mad that Pregnant Snow wood make kids to die hes the baddest dude ever even worse than GladO’s!

                “Outta they way bullockin c***** b***** f**** sodbloke!13” Sweary Guy tried to use his bazooker lick the solder does to do ROKET JUMP but he got stuck ina tree so I lolled. “Ya laff it up you buggerin g******** f**** m********* bloody q******!@23111!!!!” I just waked away sashin my stuff to becos Haymish told me that I needed to make the boys bak home happied to get stuff.

                There was no sine of Prim or Peeta Peepa Sandwich Eata so maybe they dided I thot? Trees were all ever were and it was hard to see the places but I rembered I cold fly! I flewed up to the sky an looked down to survay the areaner. There wase a lake an a grass an a volkano an a forest (but I was alreday there lol) an montans an I aslo saw… THE TRIBOOTS CHASIN A GIR4L THAT WAS… PRYO!!!2244

                Wit fast an speed I spammed down to help Pryo but Glummer sperated her in the left fourhead. Tehy runned off but no cannon happened so Pyro was alife! The tributts noiced two and sented one back to finish Pryo… it was…. PEETA PEETA SANDWICH EATA!@!+!!()!(!(

                Ho could he an I washed in horrer as he snaped Pyros neck. He habd gone Turbo an become a trator. The shock of all that made me reel thirsty so I went lookin for a river becos the lake was by the corncopter were all the fitin was. I landed down but didnt see any water no where but I had a trike up my sleeve. One of my powers is that I can use my arms as dosing rods to find water. Turned ot there was sum hidin just below me so I drugged it up an dranked it. I said to me “These Hunger Games are a pies of cake (an its no lie LOL)!” An then I lolled at my funny.

                Wile I was gamin it up, there was some other stuff goin down

MEENWHILE AT DISTRACT 12 IN WHEATLYS POV

                I was sooooo bloody sad I hadant see Marrissa in weeks an Chell Junor was missin her mom soooo much to. That soddin bloke Gale bloody Thunderpants was tryin to make me do but I didant care becos my troo love was gone for wankin ever to die!

                One day me an Chell Junor I was watchin my favrite movie: Rugged Ralph becos it a bout robots. Chell Junor make a cry noise so I wented an got some diapas to change her with but she said “Mama!” I o-mouthed an cried bloody bulloks Chell Junor had say her first soddin words an Marrissa wasant there to saw it!1@3!!! Befour I cold wank another cry the door nocked. I opened it an yelted with loud.

                “OH GOD SAVE THE QUEEN WHAT THE BLOODY HELL DO U WANT U WANKIN BURGER!!82*(!!” It was Gale.

                “Harry u cant hide from yur past any longer.” He said an I was more soddin mad than ever.

                “I tole you IM NOT HARRY Im Wheatly watever I was befour is NOT NOW Ive gotta bloody family and dotter an I dant need yuo wankin me!!@88” An then I punched his bloody head of! But I relised what happen AN Chell Junor saw I had buggerin keroopted her mind with violens. But Gale gotted up!

                “Lol Harry” Gale lolled wile lollin “U never chanje. Ho do you think you decapoded me without kill? You have magic an I will trane you to use them so we can save Marrissa!44” I o-mouthed theres no way bloody Gale was wankin serios or was it? “Yes I will make you as powarful as even Marrissa an then we can safe her theres more at work goin on than you relise Wheatly.” He said mysticism.

                I pot Chell Junor in her krib an me an Gale did a trainin monstashe. The song was “Eyes on the Tiger” by the guys.

BACK AT HUNGER GAMES

                After drinkin up the water a fire happened so I hided in a tree an went asleep fo the nite. Haymouth had gotted me a few sponsers so I had bread loves to eet with my water. I hadant seen the tribyouts or Prim I wondared if she had been kill by Peeta Peeta Sandwich Eata like a lovers sewiside or sumthin like Boney an Clide.

                The sun was barkin over the trees so I started gettin up but I saw sumthin BAD. The tributes an there new homeboy Peeta Peeta Sandwich Eata were camped out undar me ready for a kill! I was trap. Just wen I thot thins cudant get worse I herd a russel from the tree an saw…. ROO!!

                She ponted at a thing hangin on the tree necks to me so I looked an saw it was a tracket jacket nest! I nodded thanks with my hed to Roo an she swinged a way lick Tarsan an I made my plan. Trucker Jackers are incests that if you tuch there nests they go crazy an put posion in you an you die. I sawed it off qick an speedy an it falled down to the tributes camp. The looks on there feces wood be soooo funny butt…. it didant break an no jackets attacked. I was so mad I said cusses an punched tree an it waked Glimmer up!

                “Gug Im havin a period” Glimmer said when she saw the tracker jack nest an thot it was tampon so put it in her “no no square”. I waited with bated breth for the attack. Glimmer got quite.

                “OMFG!!@!3” She screemed realizin her goof. The screemin screams waked ever one else up an they o-mouthed in horrer. Peeta Peeta Sandwich Eata was tryin a dislocate the nest but Glimmer was all swolened from the stings an posion an Cato was LICKIN IT!!! I cudant stop lollin at those tributs gettin stunged an Glimmer as all swoled up an leakin posion with big bumps an the nest had gottened fused with her insides so they cudant take it out. Peeta Peeta Sandwich Eata got a “f*** this” look an ranned way wile Cato meowed an climed a other tree. I sneaked a way in the kaos an did a si-cheer that I had already taked out Glimmer an nocked the flamerz down a peg.

MEANWHILE

                I was at the trane wif Effie on the fone with some celebs tryin to get Marrissa sponsors. Justin Beaver, Whitey Houseton (SHE DIDANT DIE OK), Ceeser an those good guys were givin donashons but it wasant enuff.

                “I need a drunk/@!” I burbed lookin for a beer just one cudant hurt cood it? There was sum beers in ATLAS an P-Bodys room I cood ‘borrow’, I went over lollin at my funny jokes an gags when Wip Whittikered into the room.

                “Yo Hayman you druggin an beerin finally?2” He aksed an I saw his grotately face an blushed eyes an thitted how much of a JERK i was to Marrissa an the other ones wen I beered.

                “No Im stayin cleen for good!3891” I said prowd of me. Wipe had a funny look an sed “Ok” an lefted sumthin fishy was goin on.

                Wip walked ups to ATLAS an P-Body in there room an they was mad. “We herd alreddy Haymitsh still isant druggin an beering what we do now?” P-Dody demaned. “Ive gotta idea.” Wip said takin a gun out an shotted the JERKS ROBOTS in the hed…

TO BE CONTINUED!!!

OMG SO MUHC PLOTS AN TWISTS! PEETA PEETA SANDICH EATAS A TRATER? WHERES PRIM? AN HOOS SIDE IS WIP RELEAY ON?!! FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON THE MARRISS AGMES!!!@!8!

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