Get reddy guys becos heers chapter 1 of
THE MARRISSA GAMES
CHAPTERS ONE: THE BIG REEP (GEDDIT IT SONDS LICK ‘THE BIG SLEEP’ LOL)
If u dont no who I am, then u better reed ITS MY LIFE! first. Sum dum flamer trolls gotted it removed but it kame bak an bit them on the buts becos its still on ther bad reivew sites! So reed it there but dont listen to the HORRIBLE COMANTS. Affer the kill of Assirram all the plases in Portal Labs was good. Me an Wheatly an are dotter Chell Junor were livin in happy a long with Atbod an P-Lass hoo were the good guy kids of the KERK ROBOTS ALTAS AN P-OBDY!
“Marrissa Chell bloody Junor is soddin Hungary an weer out of buggerin taters!” Wheatly britished into the room. Chell Junor was old enuff now to eat taters wich is good becos I didant lick beast feedin her becos my chests is already reel big an squishy so they was to much with milk. Also sutimes wen Wheatlye wood hug me the milk wood come out an electroshok him!
“We cant be owt of taters Wheatly thats are only foods.” Portal labs had a ton of zombie taters (if u eat them an ded u will be zomboy spect for me sins I have powers an one is if I eat them an dead I just go back to alive). “Cheek an see for urself, there all wankin goned!”
I wentd to cheek an wat I saw was Wheatly was rite! THE ATERS WAS GONE!!12213/ “I bet those sods Atbode an P-las used um to make bloody grugs an beer!3 I herd they got drugs an beer from Demoanman an turned to bugger bloke jerks!555” I o-mouthed at Wheatlys accuse, Atbod an P-las weer good guys I thot. Gess they hadant escaped the sins of the parants affer all.
“But wifout taters… we will strafe!!!!~!!!@#1!!!!” I said smart an Wheatly got scarred. “OMG that is REEL BAD NEWS wot (AN:l THATS HOW TO SAY WAT IN BRITISH LOL) ill we do/>?”
“We must go to surfase an live there form now on.” I piked up Chell Junor who was cryin from hungry an we wnet to the helevator. The vator started goin an I looked at Portal Labs for the lastest time an cried a littel but not to much sins Im not a goth emo!
Outsyde was lots of wheet an the sun an bright noses. I walked round an used my super deteictve power to serch for clues on were we cold get food. Jus tthen sum uguly guys in wite colthes an guns runned up at us.
“WHAT ARE U DOIN HEER B***** YUR OPPOSED TO BE AT TOWN SQWARE FOR TEH REEPIN@!!” An he punched me in the face! Wheatly got alls angary an I got soooooo mad I was gonna kill him good.
“FLAMER RAGE!!E” I said I didant no why but then I got a new power that mad the guy on fire. Me an Wheatly an Chell Junor all lolled as the dum jerk b***** bruned to death then he died. Onse we were done lolling at the him I inspeted the copse for why he was here. Thre was a note that said “I am Piece Keeper for Critaks United if fownd pleese retarn to the justace bildin in Distract 12”. It was a strange.
“Wot the bloody wank is Distact 12 an the Reepin?” I nodded hed with a “I dunno” look on my fase at Wheatlys q.
“Maybee we shuld go there an fin out, there cold be food an stuff!” So we goed up to a flyin bike car that was there, it musta belonged to the piesekeeper. I got in an buckled op (AN: ALWAYS DO OR YULL END UP LIEK KATTY SMITHEREENS!!342!!!)
The hoovercraft was flewing sooooooo fast that we was goin like turbo speed.
‘OMG THS IS 2 FAST!” an Wheatly got skick an barfed robot stuff. Chelll Junor lolled at her funny dad an I thot bout how luckey I was to hab such a grate family. A lowdown ton came up in the sites, it had bilidins an a mewdaoo an a biggly fense round it that went alls the way to Portal Labs an at the city center was a huge big screen plasma sayin “The Huger Games” ont it.
I grabed Wheatly an Chell Junor an jumped of the hovvercrapt an did a doble summer-salt an landed in a crowded. The hoover crashed inot a girls hose an made it on fire.
“OMG MY HOSUE!!!” The girl dum-faced. Sum guys lolled at her an one that was a hot guy (but I dont lick him that way my hart is for WHALETY!!3321~!!!) said “Dont wurry Katnise yull proally get reeped any way.”
Reeped, Knatniss, Critiks Uni? I needed the down lo fast. This was too confussin. Befour I cold ask sombody a big wite guy gotted on the stage eh had a meen fase and blood was comin ot of his.
“Hey everyboddy! Yur liter Piesedent SNow!!!” Sum cheered bu other boooooooooooooo at him so armore guys killed them with guns an noone cared becos they was temptin fate.
“As u no, today we gonna Reep a gurl an guy to be in are Hunger Games! For the girl…” It pot out a peace of name paper an said “ITS PRIMOSE EVERGREEN!!”
“NOOOOOOOOOOOO SHES ONLY 120 YEERS OLD I GO INSTED!” Sumon yelled an ran to Peisent Snow it was……. THE DUM GIRL!
“No Katiss Evergreen u cant becos yur fecal inconinentense is bad.” Present Snow said with loud.
“No I can do!” Katniss operated to him but then…. her pants gotted all full of poop an it was spillin owt an it was soooooooooo gross. Sum big guys threw Katiss in a garbag can so all the yucky poo woodant get on them any more.
“U cant taked Pim!” She sayd from the can but it was fulla direrhea now so she locked like Oksar the Gruch but with poo instod of garbag. We all lolled an funny Catnise Evergreen. A littel girl that was very coot (but not as coot as Chell Junor or me wen I wass her aged) went to stage.
“I now the guy dude. Step on up…… PEETA PEETA SANDWICH EATA!@!@!” The hot guy from erlair wents up an got a lovey look on his feces at sumone but I wasant sure who.
The reepin was overed so everyun was bout to leeve when Piesedent Snow yelled like a dinosore. “WATE! This yeer there ill be 3 tributtes.” Everone o-mouthed who wud be the next one. Then snow ponted at me.
“MARRISSA ROBERTS U MUST GAME!”
TO BE CONTINUED!
OH NO MARRISSA IS A HUNGAR GAMER (LOL BECOS SHES HUNGARY FROM NO TATERS). WHAT ILL HAPPENED TO WHEATLY AN CHELL JUNOR? AN WHO IS PIESENT SNOW AN CRITIKS UNTIED? FIND OT N EXT TIME!